Tips for Men #1

Do not, under any circumstances, insult a woman's shoes. Don't even come within 20 feet of an insult. Women love shoes. They probably love the shoes they're wearing. They probably think they are cute, sexy, or whatever they want to be when they look at the shoes. Even comments regarding a particular type of shoes may be construed as an insult when you make the comment because you are looking at her shoes (if you are looking at another woman's shoes and you insult them, you are our hero...sick, isn't it?). She may start thinking:

1) I look ugly in these shoes!
2) He hates my taste in shoes and, therefore, hates me.
3) I wore these shoes just for him and he thinks ___ (where ___ is 1, 2, or "I'm not just going to let him get away with that...he's going to pay dearly...")

Anyway, just some friendly advice to keep you out of trouble.